10. Don't say to the U.S. Customs Officer "You're not going to look in the trunk are ya?"
9. Don't play the Adam's Family game at Pinball Wizard with your mouth like Mike Bicknell did
8. Don't get caught checking out the jailbait at Funspot - fathers don't appreciate it
7. Don't forget your I.D. in your car because the Funspot tavern will card you...even if you're 40 years old
6. Don't attempt to be friendly and say hello to Greg Bond while he's watching someone playing Tron pinball - he will give you a glib handshake then a cold shoulder that would make Jack Frost jealous
5. Don't get MASS-holed driving down highway 93 - although I ended up MASS-holing the guy who MASS-holed me seconds later...cuz us Canuck drivers aren't to be messed with
4. Don't push down too hard on the lid of a Funspot coffee - the styrofoam cup will buckle, spraying hot coffee on you and the counter top
3. Don't get into a conversation with Nathan Gallagher about his friend [his male friend] who offered to give Nathan road skull................super awkward moment
2. Don't ask for a double double coffee at Dunkin Donuts....it doesn't translate into New Hampshire-ease very well...I think it's called a regular, but in Canada a regular is one cream one sugar, not two cream two sugar...you get my point
1. Don't go into a Funspot bathroom just after Josh Bicknell has left it.....ever! Even if he did a number 1.... The bombs he can drop make Hiroshima look like a hand grenade

Solid list except I was also the one with the Addams Family game.... damn that thing took me by surprise but I'm dumb for going right to the highest setting.

Nathans story was awesome, what a great weekend.

Give a man an inflatable pickle and he tells the world you deep throat dildo shaped objects. Thanks Rob!

I know, but it doesn't matter what everyone else thinks or has to say ;-)